Configuring Sticky session or Destination address affinity persistence

That requirement doesn't make sense to me as a standalone requirement. It only makes sense if there is an additional requirement - for instance some paths or file types get sent to the sticky server and some don't. Let's say your requirement is for js/css and images to be sent to the non-sticky servers and for all other requests to be sent to the dynamic servers.

1. Create 2 pools pl_dynamic and pl_static.
2. Create a virtual server vs_web with http, oneconnect and cookie insert (persistence) profiles
3. Make pl_dynamic the default pool on vs_web
4. Create the iRule ir_pool_select below and attach to vs_web

when HTTP_REQUEST {
    switch -glob -- [HTTP::uri] { 
        "*.js" - 
        "*.css" - 
        "*.png" { 
            # Send to pl_static 
            pool pl_static 
            # Turn persistence off for the static pool 
            persist none 
            return 
        }
    }
}

Pulling my hair out - why can't I make this code formatting work?????