How to get a F5 BIG-IP VE Developer Lab License

ALLCON: if you purchase from one of the companies I've listed here or from any company for that matter, would you please provide the community some feedback as to what company you worked with, who you worked with there, what their contact details are, and how smoothly the transaction went (and if it went through to completion):

Here's an update on a few companies:

Carahsoft - doesn't seem to know what they are doing. Sad, as they claim to be owned by F5. They said they don't sell to individuals. Later, they said "maybe," but it would be best if you worked for a government agency.

Access IT Group (aka "AITG) - seriously does not know what it's doing. They informed me that I had to already own a full product and support license in order to buy a lab license. I educated them otherwise, but they chose to blow me off and not respond.