One of our stellar sales engineers, Rob Eberhardt, whipped up a fun iRule after one of his customers showed him some HTTP 404 errors returning haiku in BeOS. The class, and iRule, followed by the result. Enjoy!
Stored as an external class in /var/class/haiku_int.class (integer type).
1 := "The web site you seek Lies beyond our perception But others await.",
2 := "Sites you are seeking From your path they are fleeing Their winter has come.",
3 := "A truth found, be told You are far from the fold, Go Come back yet again.",
4 := "Wind catches lily Scatt'ring petals to the wind: Your site is not found.",
5 := "These three are certain: Death, taxes, and site not found. You, victim of one.",
6 := "Ephemeral site. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.",
This continues on through 38, but the remaining ones removed for brevity. Now the class reference: